About Me:
Former gifted child. Current guy with 47 browser tabs open.
I enjoy expensive sandwiches, cheap beer, obsolete technology, baseball statistics that support my existing opinions, and saying “interesting” when something is very obviously not interesting.
My screen time report is between me and God.
I have been asked to leave three group chats, two fantasy leagues, and one neighborhood Nextdoor thread concerning an unidentified raccoon.
I believe every social network eventually becomes either LinkedIn, Craigslist, or a place where somebody’s uncle posts about chemtrails. I’m just here early.
Who I’d Like to Meet:
The guy who invented the “Skip Intro” button
People with strong opinions about diners.
The person who keeps buying all the good usernames before I get there.
Absolutely anyone who describes themselves as “an empath.”
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